A bizarre online conspiracy theory is gripping social media, suggesting that the mysterious, chart-topping Merseyside rapper known as EsDeeKid is, in fact, Hollywood A-lister Timothée Chalamet in an elaborate disguise. The anonymous hip-hop artist, who recently scored his first UK Top 10 hit and holds three songs in the Top 40, has become the subject of intense speculation, with amateur sleuths pointing to a series of uncanny connections.
The Evidence Mounting Against Chalamet
The core of the theory lies in EsDeeKid's complete anonymity. The artist has never been publicly identified and only appears in photographs wearing heavy disguises, typically masks or face coverings. However, keen-eyed fans note that the visible parts of his face – his eyes and the bridge of his nose – bear a striking resemblance to those of the Dune and Wonka star.
Further fuel was added to the fire by Chalamet's own demonstrated passion for rap. He has performed rap sketches on Saturday Night Live and, perhaps more tellingly, used the alias 'Lil Timmy Tim' during his school years. The conspiracy deepened when Chalamet was reportedly spotted at a London show for Fakemink, an artist who has collaborated with EsDeeKid.
The most delightfully trivial piece of evidence, however, comes from TikTok investigators who claim that both Chalamet and EsDeeKid have been seen wearing the same distinctive scarf, presented by some as undeniable proof.
A Jet-Setting Alibi?
Not everyone is convinced. A recent investigation by GQ magazine uncovered a significant logistical hole in the theory. On 9 October, EsDeeKid was performing a live show in Milan, Italy. On that very same day, Timothée Chalamet was attending a screening for his upcoming film, Marty Supreme, in New York City.
Barring the use of a supersonic fighter jet to cross the Atlantic in record time, it appears physically impossible for one person to have been in both places. Proponents of the theory counter that Chalamet, known for his unconventional travel choices (like arriving at a premiere on a Lime bike), might be audacious enough to use extreme methods to protect his secret. Others suggest the use of a body double for the Milan gig.
Historical Precedents for Musical Mysteries
This is not the first time a musical act has been at the centre of a wild identity conspiracy. In the 1970s, the Canadian band Klaatu faced rampant speculation that their debut album was actually a secret project by The Beatles. The rumour, based on their polished sound and anonymous presentation, initially boosted their fame but ultimately led to public disappointment when their true identities were revealed.
The EsDeeKid phenomenon follows a similar pattern of public fascination with anonymity, where mystery often amplifies intrigue. Whether this speculation will help or hinder the Liverpudlian rapper's career in the long term remains to be seen.
So, is EsDeeKid actually Timothée Chalamet? The evidence, while entertainingly coincidental, is overwhelmingly circumstantial and contradicted by a solid alibi. The internet, however, loves a good mystery, and the mantra 'you never see them in the same room together' continues to echo online. For now, the identity of EsDeeKid remains one of the UK music scene's most amusing enigmas.
