Brits' Heartfelt Notes to Dogs Revealed in Peamutt Squeezy Survey
What Brits would tell their dogs if they could read

If your beloved dog could understand written words, what heartfelt message would you leave for them? New research has uncovered exactly what British pet owners would tell their four-legged friends given the chance.

The study, commissioned to mark the launch of Peamutt Squeezy, surveyed 2,001 dog owners across the UK and found that nearly two-thirds (66%) admitted they'd write notes to their dogs if they possessed reading skills.

Gender Differences in Canine Communication

The research revealed fascinating differences in how men and women express affection for their pets. Nearly half of male dog owners (47%) would apologise to their dogs with the message "Sorry for leaving you home alone," showing their guilt about time spent apart.

Meanwhile, female dog owners leaned toward emotional declarations, with one in three women (33%) confessing they'd write "I love you more than most people" to their canine companions. The study also found that almost three-quarters of women regularly say "I love you" out loud to their pets.

Britain's Top Messages to Man's Best Friend

When it comes to the nation's favourite sentiments for their dogs, "Thanks for being my best friend" emerged as the number one message overall. This was followed closely by the affectionate declaration "You're my favourite."

Male dog owners showed their appreciation in different ways, equally splitting between telling their pooch "You're the best part of my day" and the more practical "Please stop stealing the duvet." The research also indicated that men tend to demonstrate love through gestures rather than words, with many creating "food art" for their pets.

Turning Affection into Edible Art

Sally Addenbrook from Peamutt Butter commented on the findings: "Whether it's a heartfelt 'I love you' or a cheeky 'Sorry for the late walk', Peamutt Squeezy lets owners bring those messages to life – literally – and ensure your dog always feels part of the family."

The product allows creative dog owners to craft notes, doodles, or love hearts directly onto lick mats, plates, or toys using the palm-oil free, 100% peanut product. With more than half of Brits admitting they leave festive messages on their dog's behalf, this Christmas presents the perfect opportunity for owners to write love notes to their pets or create messages for Santa Claus using the squeezable treat.

Whether heartfelt, humorous, or apologetic, one conclusion stands clear from the research: Britain's dogs would receive more love letters than any other household member if only they could read them.