In the unpredictable world of modern dating, some encounters leave an indelible mark – and not always for the right reasons. One woman's tale of a toe-sucking request in a grimy public toilet serves as a stark reminder that attraction can quickly turn to absurdity.
The Setup: A Favour for a Cousin
It was 2005, and the narrator agreed to accompany her cousin on a double date as a favour. The cousin's new boyfriend, Tim, had brought along his friend George, who had previously been an awkward third wheel during their romantic outings. Desperate to avoid another uncomfortable scenario, the cousin pleaded for her to join, even describing George as "creepy." Despite reservations, the narrator agreed, hoping to help her cousin enjoy a private moment with Tim.
A Night at the Local Pub
The evening began at a familiar local pub, a haunt known for its stained carpets, perpetually damp beermats, and less-than-ideal facilities. Dressed in tiny skirts, blue mascara, and Converse trainers, the women waited with Strongbow ciders in hand. Two hours later, slightly inebriated and singing karaoke to Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline, the men finally arrived.
Upon seeing George, with his striking green eyes, the narrator's initial impression was clear: this would be a casual fling, nothing more. His aura and fashion sense didn't suggest long-term potential. As the night progressed, her cousin and Tim discreetly slipped away, leaving her alone with George, who wasted no time in escalating their flirtation.
The Toilet Tryst Takes a Turn
After making out at the bar, George guided her to the men's toilets for what she assumed would be a quick intimate encounter. However, the reality was far from romantic. The overpowering stench of urine and faeces hit her immediately, sobering her up. The floor was soaking wet, possibly from a burst pipe or, more disturbingly, missed aim.
George, undeterred, threw his faux leather jacket onto the damp floor and insisted she remove her shoes. Confused but wanting to appear "cool," she complied, stepping barefoot onto the jacket. When she looked up, he had dropped his trousers, sat on the toilet seat, and was holding his penis. Then came the unexpected demand: "Put your foot in my mouth."
A Record Scratch Moment
The absurdity of the situation struck her instantly. While having a foot fetish is perfectly acceptable, the timing and location were wildly inappropriate. There had been no prior discussion or consent, and the filthy surroundings made the request even more jarring. His serious, horny expression confirmed this was no joke.
Without hesitation, she grabbed her shoes and fled the toilet barefoot, splashing through the wet floor as he called after her. Once outside, she contacted her cousin, who revealed she knew about George's foot fetish but never imagined he'd act on it so brazenly.
Reflections on Self-Worth and Boundaries
In hindsight, the narrator acknowledges that under different circumstances – with prior conversation, sobriety, and a cleaner setting – she might have been open to exploring his fetish. However, the ambush in a disgusting toilet was a bridge too far. The experience reinforced her self-worth, reminding her that no date is worth compromising dignity in such a degrading environment.
This cautionary tale highlights the importance of communication and consent in intimate situations, as well as the value of trusting one's instincts when a scenario feels wrong. Sometimes, the best response to an outrageous request is to walk away – even if it means leaving barefoot.
