Threesome Turns Sour as Wine Glasses Fly in Post-Sex Argument
In a bizarre turn of events, what began as a casual threesome quickly devolved into a dramatic argument, complete with flying wine glasses and emotional turmoil. The incident, shared by an anonymous participant, highlights the pitfalls of navigating open relationships without clear communication.
A Charming Start on Hinge
The story starts with a woman meeting Dennis on Hinge, seeking casual sex. Charmed by his smile and playful conversation, she agreed to a drink at a local pub. The evening was filled with laughter and pints, serenaded by an Irish band. When Dennis invited her back to his place, she eagerly accepted, only for him to reveal a crucial detail: he was in an open relationship, and his girlfriend Cleo wanted to meet her.
"I didn't know what he was alluding to," she recalled, surprised by the revelation. As a bisexual woman, the presence of another woman wasn't the issue; it was the confusing way Dennis approached it. "He could have just told me at the start," she noted, but not wanting to spoil the mood, she went along.
An Unusual Encounter Unfolds
At Dennis's apartment, Cleo wasn't home initially, leading to what the woman described as average and vanilla sex with Dennis. When Cleo arrived, she was beautiful with long red hair and curvy hips, immediately captivating the woman. Cleo seductively asked, "Do you want to go down on me?" and they had great sex alone, while Dennis left the room.
Afterward, the woman left, intrigued but inexperienced with couples. Dennis created a WhatsApp group for the trio, but only he summoned her for subsequent visits. Each time, she ended up having boring sex with Dennis alone, as Cleo was absent with vague excuses. The woman grew disinterested, and Dennis noticed, leading to a setup where both were naked and ready for a threesome on her next visit.
Chaos Erupts in the Kitchen
Five minutes into the threesome, Cleo let out a frustrated scream and stormed into the kitchen. Confused, the woman jolted up as Dennis shushed her and followed. From behind the door, she overheard Cleo screaming, "Those noises you were making were obscene!" and Dennis retorting, "I make the same noises with you!"
It became clear that Dennis had orchestrated the threesome to avoid deeper relationship issues, with Cleo reluctantly going along. "I suddenly realised that this had been his idea all along," the woman said, feeling sorry for Cleo. The argument escalated, and within ten minutes, the sound of smashed wine glasses echoed through the apartment.
A Hasty Escape and Lessons Learned
Feeling like she was in a soap opera, the woman quietly escaped, blocking the WhatsApp group and Dennis on Hinge. "There was no way I was going to get into that situation again," she resolved. Reflecting on the experience, she emphasized that threesomes are fine if everyone genuinely wants them, but deception leads to chaos.
Her takeaway: always ask for more information before getting involved in such scenarios. "Next time, if a man tells me about his partner after meeting him, it's a hard 'nope' from me," she concluded, highlighting the importance of transparency in modern dating.
