House of Gods Edinburgh, a hotel self-described as focusing on 'vice and indulgence,' offers a romantic escape with its Treat Me Like I'm Famous package, but practical drawbacks like small rooms and limited natural light may temper the experience, according to a recent review.
Location and First Impressions
Located seconds from Edinburgh's Royal Mile on the Cowgate, House of Gods places guests in the heart of the Old Town. The 22-room hotel is housed in a former tenement dating back to the 13th century. Upon arrival, guests are greeted with prosecco, and staff take bags to the room. The decor features burgundy Gucci wallpaper, low lighting, and incense, creating a romantic atmosphere. However, navigating the winding halls can be challenging; staff warned that guests often get lost and offered tips for finding their way.
Room and Amenities
The review focused on the Classic room, which includes a four-poster bed, a TV hidden in the mirror, a fully stocked minibar, and a marble wet room. At 150 square feet, the room felt cramped, with limited storage space for luggage. Instead of a window, a frosted glass panel with a dimmable backlight provided light. The reviewer noted that packing light and double-checking makeup outside was advisable due to the lack of natural light.
Treat Me Like I'm Famous Package
Priced at £119 per night on top of the room rate (discounted from £199), the package includes two glasses of welcome fizz, a decorated room with chocolates and prosecco on ice, a £40 bar or room service tab, late checkout, cocktails made at the door, breakfast in bed with mimosas, and a milk and cookies 'midnight feast' delivered between 8pm and 1am. The reviewer appreciated the 'push for prosecco' button in the room and highlighted the Champagne Supernova cocktail (vodka, peach liqueur, lemon, champagne, mint) as a standout.
Food and Drink Options
While the hotel lacks a restaurant, nearby dining options include Hawksmoor for steak, Dumpling Queen for dim sum, and City Café for diner-style hot dogs. The package includes room service pizzas from Slab Shop, and breakfast features coffees, pastries, yoghurt parfaits, and mimosas.
Honest Verdict
The reviewer concluded that the hotel delivers on its promise of indulgence and relaxation, ideal for a romantic couples' city break. However, the Treat Me Like I'm Famous package may not suit budget-conscious or health-conscious travellers. The hotel's limited accessibility includes one wheelchair-accessible ground-floor room with under-pillow alarms and flashing lights for the hearing impaired. Room rates typically range from £120 to £250 per night, with check-in at 3pm and checkout at 11am.
