23 Best Valentine's Day Cards: From Humorous to Heartfelt Selections
Best Valentine's Day Cards: Funny to Sentimental Picks

With Valentine's Day 2026 approaching, Metro's shopping experts have curated a selection of 23 standout cards to help you express your feelings, whether you're aiming for laughs or heartfelt sentiment. From playful puns to artistic designs, this guide covers options for husbands, wives, partners, friends, and even colleagues, ensuring you find the perfect match for your relationship.

A Diverse Range of Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine's Day cards have evolved beyond traditional romantic clichés, offering something for every type of connection. Our team has scoured the high street and online retailers to bring you a mix of humorous, personalised, and beautifully designed cards that cater to diverse tastes and budgets. Whether you prefer cheeky jokes or elegant illustrations, there's a card here to make your loved one smile.

Funny and Playful Card Selections

For those who enjoy a light-hearted approach, several cards stand out with their witty designs. The "Favourite Pizza Person" card features a cute pizza illustration and the message "You're my favorite pizza partner," priced at £2.95. Another humorous option is the "I Loves You I Do" card from Scribbler, inspired by the character Nessa from 'Gavin & Stacey,' starting from £3.69.

The "Going For A Poo Vantine’s Day Card" offers a quirky take with its premium 300gsm cardstock and simple interior message, available for £2.99. For interactive fun, the "Naughty Valentine's Day Card Scratch Card" lets recipients scratch off gold panels to reveal playful surprises, from £2.99.

Sentimental and Personalised Choices

If you're leaning towards more heartfelt expressions, consider the "Botanical Heart Greeting Card" from Papier. This card boasts intricate botanical illustrations forming a heart shape, printed on premium uncoated white paper, and can be personalised with your message for £3.95.

The "Personalised Books Valentine's Card" allows you to add your names to a book-themed design, creating a unique keepsake for £7.99. For a custom touch, the "Soulmate Photo Upload Valentine's Day Card" lets you upload a photo to a scrapbook-style layout, with prices starting from 99p for an e-card option.

Cards for Specific Relationships

This selection includes cards tailored to different relationships. The "Wheelie Love You, Husband Card" uses a playful pun for a fun message to spouses, from £1.99. For celebrating friendships, the "Bold Typographic Galentine's Day Card" is a cute typographic design to show appreciation for girlfriends, priced at £3.99.

LGBTQ+ couples might enjoy the "Can’t Wait To Grow Old And Gay Together Card," a colourful and playful twist on growing old together, from £3.99. The "Big Spoon Little Spoon Wooden Keepsake Card" offers a unique laser-cut wooden design that can be personalised with names, starting from £9.

Artistic and Unique Designs

For those seeking something beyond standard cards, several artistic options are available. The "Flamingo Valentine’s Day Card" features a hand-painted flamingo design for £7, while the "Eyes Illustrated Eleanor Bowmer Valentine's Day Card" adds an artistic flair with moons and stars, from 99p.

The "King of Hearts Card" from Papier, designed by Jade Fisher, presents a regal heart-themed illustration on premium paper for £3.95. Music lovers might appreciate the "Olivia Dean You Are The Man I Need Card," which references a popular 2025 song, from £3.69.

Affordable and Simple Options

Budget-friendly choices include the "Pink Greetings Card with Mini Envelope," a low-key romantic option for £1.50, and the "I'm So Lucky Playing Card Ace Hearts Valentines Card," a simple playing card design for £2.80. The "Love Greeting Card" offers a versatile design for various occasions at £3.49.

With Valentine's Day just weeks away, now is the ideal time to browse these selections and choose a card that perfectly captures your sentiments. Whether you opt for humour, personalisation, or artistry, these cards are sure to delight your loved ones and make this Valentine's Day memorable.