In what must rank as one of the most unusual dating disasters ever recorded, a man famous for possessing one of the world's largest penises has found himself permanently excluded from a London yoga studio after an unfortunate incident left an instructor with a concussion.
The Downward-Facing Disaster
The uncomfortable situation unfolded during a yoga session that the man, known professionally as Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, had arranged as a date activity. Cabrera, who measures approximately 18.9 inches flaccid, was attempting various poses when his extraordinary anatomy accidentally struck the female instructor during a demonstration.
"It was during a transition between poses," explained a witness who wished to remain anonymous. "Roberto was moving from downward dog to warrior, and there was an unexpected swing that caught the instructor square on the temple. She went down immediately."
Aftermath and Permanent Ban
The instructor was reportedly diagnosed with a mild concussion following the incident and advised to rest for several days. Studio management took the unprecedented step of permanently banning Cabrera from all future classes, citing safety concerns for both staff and other participants.
"While we strive to be inclusive to all body types, we cannot compromise on safety," read the studio's official statement. "The unique physical attributes of this individual present a clear hazard in a crowded yoga space where close proximity is unavoidable."
A Pattern of Problems
This isn't the first time Cabrera's remarkable size has caused practical difficulties in his daily life. The Mexican native has previously spoken about the challenges he faces, from finding clothing that fits to navigating crowded spaces.
"I've learned to be careful in elevators and on public transport," Cabrera mentioned in a previous interview. "But I never imagined yoga would present such dangers. I was just trying to impress my date with my flexibility."
The Dating Scene Dilemma
The incident raises questions about appropriate date activities for individuals with unusual physical characteristics. While yoga has become a popular dating activity for its healthy, relaxed atmosphere, this case demonstrates that it might not be suitable for everyone.
Dating experts suggest that individuals with unique physical considerations might benefit from more carefully chosen first-date locations where spatial awareness is less critical.
As for Cabrera, he's reportedly considering swimming or hiking for future dates - activities where his extraordinary anatomy is less likely to cause accidental injury.
