Finding Joy in the UK's 'Second Most Boring' Town: A Surbiton Story
When I arrived at my new home in the tranquil town of Surbiton at the age of 25, a grin spread across my face. I had just read that this London suburb was labelled the second most boring place in the UK, but far from deterring me, it only heightened my anticipation. Despite an upfront payment of £3,900 for a spacious two-bedroom flat, I felt no regret. In fact, I was eager to embrace what some might call a 'yummy mummy' lifestyle, minus the children and responsibilities.
Escaping the Chaos of City Life
For three years prior, I was confined to a small flat on a bustling Shepherd's Bush crossroads. My nights were filled with the relentless noise of roadworks, blaring sirens, and the discordant sounds of karaoke from a nearby pub. Walking down the main road often meant enduring unwanted attention or verbal harassment, leaving me with a constant sense of unease. In contrast, my Surbiton flat, just minutes from the station, offered an immediate feeling of safety. Remarkably, despite its proximity to a main road, I rarely hear passing cars, and in an entire month, not a single siren has disturbed the peace. Instead, I'm serenaded by the gentle cooing of birds and the hum of bumblebees as I relax on my balcony, adorned with fragrant lavender.
What Makes Surbiton So Appealing?
If you thrive on late-night parties and non-stop activity, Surbiton might not be your ideal destination. However, for those seeking a more serene existence, it has much to offer. Here are the key benefits I've discovered:
- Affordable Space: I secured a larger flat for less money and finally have a balcony, a luxury I couldn't afford in my adult life until now. It provides a charming view at night and serves as a perfect spot for romantic evenings with my partner.
- Convenient Commute: My journey to work takes the same amount of time as when I lived just five kilometres from my Kensington office, though it is slightly more expensive. Council tax rates are high, but overall, I'm not spending more than I did in West London.
- Green Escapes: I've swapped walks in Hyde Park for strolls in Bushy Park and Hampton Court Park, home to the historic Hampton Court Palace, once frequented by Henry VIII. The palace's Christmas market is a festive highlight, featuring food stalls, artisan artwork, and mulled wine, all with free entry.
- Retail Therapy: While I miss Westfield, the Bentall Centre and surrounding shops in nearby Kingston cater to every shopaholic's needs, with brands like Zara, John Lewis, and The White Company. The Kingston Historic Market, dating back to the 1200s, offers a vibrant atmosphere with florists, fishmongers, and street food.
- Dining Delights: From the pink breakfast spot Icon opposite the station to riverside views at Cote and new additions like Honest Burger, there's no shortage of culinary options. Surbiton itself boasts gems like The Antelope pub, known for its hearty roast dinners.
Excellent Connectivity and Community Spirit
One might argue that many attractions are in Kingston, not Surbiton, but that's part of the appeal. Living in this so-called boring town means enjoying superb transport links. I can reach London Waterloo in 20 minutes, making any part of the capital accessible within an hour. Clapham Junction is even closer, and direct trains to St Albans or Brighton mean visiting family is straightforward. Ultimately, I've traded noisy streets, poor bin collections, and constant stress for open green spaces, rich history, shopping opportunities, and a strong sense of community.
In my view, there's nothing boring about hosting parties in a spacious kitchen, welcoming family to stay, or enjoying peaceful riverside picnics. If boring means a lack of nightlife and rowdy bars, then Surbiton fits the bill. But for me, it's a peaceful haven where life is slower, easier, and more fulfilling. After a long day in London, retreating to this safe sanctuary is pure bliss.
